They prefer to if it’s available.

And their main defense mechanism is to crush a predator’s skull between the roof of its burrow and it’s generously padded rump.

Gropes women, blatantly lies, loves Russia...

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Please stop these needless inflammatory attacks on Seagal, so we can return our rapt attention to his authoritative views on what it takes to be a patriotic American.

Based on his Twitter post, I’m not sure you’re portraying this incident correctly. He says that his rejected proposals were for a “lecture series.” This is qualitatively different from a seminar (or a class, as you refer to it later). Coordinating a lecture series usually involves spending money provided by a…

You relax for 4-5 hours nightly before bed with a heavy blanket on?

You relax for 4-5 hours nightly before bed with a heavy blanket on?

Marasai’s answered that but also... they will use their asses to crush animals that threaten them. Wombats can fend off foxes with their militant booty action.

Nobody knows. Their butts are normal. There are some hypothesis but science has found no conclusive answer. Apparently it helps that they are quite dry since wombats almost exclusively eat tough vegetation like grasses and sedges.

Wombats are truly some of the most delightfully absurd creatures. Even by the already high bar set by the average marsupial, they are weird. The following are some weird facts about wombats:

Ok so wombats are cute, but this little bugger ripped a hole in my tent like a murderer slashing it, and then the next night I woke up hearing someone in the tent and it was him again, ripping my tent open and quietly going through my stuff. He was super cute though. But remember - if you see these guys in the wild,…

Soon she’ll grow in an adult that poops cubes—superpower indeed.

Can there be bogan wombats? Because I think Darryl might be a bogan wombat.

When I was working in provincial parks (in Canada) an American women who had that sort of accent asked a question about “adders” and the naturalist was trying to explain that we didn’t have that type of snake and she kept saying: “No, adders!” Then there was a slow realization amongst all of us that she meant otters.

Fun fact: wombat poop is cube-shaped.

Wombats may look cute, but they can be ornery as hell. Though they don’t seem to know what to do with it.

So same. Now I want a baby hippo and a baby wombat. At a 2 year old’s birthday party, I told his parents that he was reaching the age where I believe he should be sent away (along with all children until they are adults). They were horrified. What?

I can’t believe no one has posted this incredibly important gif yet.