Aha it was a pune or play on words.

....not everyone in the world is a biologist...

Deaths as a result of exposure are impossible to quantify...

If you did, I would come to hear it.

Yes, axolotls go well with rubies.

CLADISTICS!!! Ftw.

Dolphins are still mammals, and so their esophagus and airway still run together in the pharyngeal region.

The airway and the esophagus still run together in the pharyngeal region.

Really? Didn’t know that - I’d heard of a Dutchman who ate one by mistake during the Tulip Bubble, and all that happened to him was that he got sued for a huge amount of money by the speculator who owned it.

Well, yes, of course - you’re the host. When do I get one on me?

You could also eat the bulbs that you had sitting around.

Can I come to your party?

CORNHOLE BEAN BAG

So, no intact light bulbs up anyone’s ass this year?

I was doing field work in the BC Interior a few years ago - open pinon pine-grassland ecosystem - and there were great huge red splotches on some of the bare hillsides where they’d dropped the stuff years before. It’s persistent.

Where the story first came from, I believe. It’s been lifted and re-lifted. The original essay is really worth a read.

Actually, I think that anyone who saves toads from lawnmowers is a weakly saintlike being. Which is not bad, not bad at all.

See, in everyone else’s neighbourhood, they’re lagomorphs.

Thanks you, that clarifies matters considerably.

“properly abused”.