“If we’re going to establish Black Adam as the most powerful, unstoppable force in the DC universe, we have to bring back the most powerful, unstoppable force of all time in any universe. And you guys know who I’m talking about? Of course, that is Superman.”

Personally, I was looking forward to an MCU of sorts for Brightburn. That would have been excellent. 

“I contacted like... 20 of the victims families to see if they would let me make money off of their pain, and each said nothing.”

“But the Ouija board said yes.”

All jokes aside, that is a horrible attempt at making yourself out to be on the side of right in this situation. If this was a news story, I could see you…

I gotta get this off of my chest:

Just wait until you hear “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.”

Oh, very much so. I think they were forced into this instead of letting it come along over time. 

It makes sense to have Shuri be the Black Panther, since that is also what happened in the comics when T’Challa was in a comatose state. 

• Excellent needle drops this episode: we’ve got “MMMBop” by Hanson, “IDGAF” by Dua Lipa, and my favorite, “Now I’m In It” by HAIM, the perfect soundtrack to Jen’s dream rom-com.

You left out Ratchet Book Club. They are pretty fetch. Linktr.ee/ratchetbooks

Dang. They can’t give me Perfect Dark because it is a Microsoft owned company. Well, I guess that eliminates any need to pine for it, or to get this service. 

Madisynn reminds me SO much of Krystal from Orphan Black that it feels like Tatiana gave Patty some pointers. 

RIP, Mike. 

I feel like they are doing this simply because the show is coming out soon, and they want the residual hits on PS5 from the lookie loos who search for it after they see the first episode. 

I’m curious. If it has game breaking bugs that you have experienced not once, but TWICE, and you haven’t made it past the fifth hole due to aforementioned bugs, how can you call this a game of the year contender? 

So... you don’t have much information about the actual movie, but you needed to meet a word count. Got it. 

Although one may feel inclined to pity Davidson, he also taunted West once the news broke about him hooking with with Kardashian back in February. After West took to Instagram to share an edited Captain America poster pitting him against Davidson, the latter retorted with a text message showing him in bed with…

Good. I’m all for people knowing what they are worth, and attaining such. Kudos to her. 

I’d put this up there with River City Girls, Streets of Rage 4 and Castle Crashers as the best of the past 15 years or so. 

I love the fact that they played the music from the ‘90s X-Men cartoons when Bruno told Kamala what he had discovered. I love this comic. I love this show. Also, I hope this somehow segues into The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl popping up somewhere. 

Well, at least they kept HIS information private.