I am fully convinced that when he walked away from the Chappelle show, he made Bokeem Woodbine get facial reconstruction surgery and take his place, and the real Dave is chilling on an island somewhere. THAT’S why he isn’t funny anymore and is toxic as fuck, because Bokeem’s jokes fell flat and he started trying to…

Bottom line is this: I will pledge my allegiance to any FPS that gives me some semblance of a Laptop Gun. First come, first loved. 

I think they just have him in silhouette as the words “A new challenger appears” shows on the screen. 

The sequel to Searching.

I would love it if they just took the storylines from Twisted Metal: Black and made them the stories here. One per week. Those bits of storytelling were much much better than I expected from a game like this. 

I had never heard of him prior to this, but now I want to hear EVERYTHING from him, so thank you for that. 

THAT was 12 years ago, and he’s only at a two now? What was he then? 

Also, the fact that you can’t even get a phone into his shows without his permission, but you aren’t having security check people for *checks notes* gun shaped knives? 

Fuck her too, in case you were wondering where I stood. 

Fuck this dude, y’all. Jesus, now I know how everyone else feels about JK Rowling. 

Mine, as well. It is the first time I can recall that I truly liked hockey. 

I mean, I’m certain y’all have seen it already, but just in case. 

If you get a chance, watch the Untold: Crimes and Penalties documentary on Netflix. It is excellent.  

My beloved Dungeon Raid will never receive justice. Same for Sword.Poker 2.

It’s wild that a place that houses a bunch of unwashed, sweaty manbabies places more value on people’s lives than the entire state of California. 

That first picture makes the idea that the logo is just a big ass head on a stick figure body stand out even more starkly. 

I have Regal Unlimited, so any bumps weren’t noticed by me in the least. 

How do I finish reading a review of a movie and still have no true view of what the movie is about?

I’m still trying to figure out what a buffalo stance IS. 

You passed up an opportunity to ask him about Meteor Man? For shame. I’m dying to know how a movie with such a wonderful cast turned out the way it did.