1. Verizon launched the Droid.

I see that you're shortsighted. Deutsche Telekom, the parent company of T-Mobile, is doing very very very well financially.

The Merger would only benefit Verizon, in fact at&t is probably throwing some money their way. At&t wants to kill T-Mobile soo bad, they're obviously threatened by them.

amen.

Windows 8 Will Let You MAKE Phone Calls? #corrections

Couldn't someone dye their hair and donate sperm?

I remember those LO<3E stores back in the day in NYC, adds a lot of authenticity to the clip.

Where's the rest of it? My building better be there too

That's a rip-off.

text and data are difference features, that shouldn't be the case.

SMS works without data, these don't. You also forgot about Text One which supports Android, iOS, BlackBerry, and WebOS it's feature rich and completely free.

destroying US currency is illegal.

Gum.

No.

This is like an April Fools day prank, except it's September.

except that's illegal

What's with that picture? Amazon is a 3 eyed animal?

I want a pair of these, but I will never be able to afford one.

Barry Jennings.

I'll continue to buy my blu-rays/vudu/Hulu