Nope. Not believing it one bit. Your "mocking" immediately jumps to him having things shoved up his ass, and then goes on to mock his interests in girls. You literally could not twist that any other way.

haha get it because making fun of people by calling them gay is totally funny and original and isnt at all damaging to actual gay people.

Nothing, because I am a teenager without a license or car. (yet) :c

That was the most BS I’ve ever read. There’s no way you just bump into someone twice then push them into a wall by ‘accident’. I can get aggressive racing but come on now, that’s one hell of a stretch.