well, that sure makes me nervous.

Of course his name is Chad..

You couldn’t even post this under your own name, Burneko.

By the time Grantland launched, Keri had already written a bestseller, and his writing had appeared in many major publications. Obviously being attached to the website of a writer as popular as Simmons increased his visibility, but also it was well-respected writers such as him that lent sophomoric Bill Simmons’s…

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

Are we sure the spike in vicodin usage for the Colts wasn’t Jim Irsay misplacing his trash bag of drugs?

Important stories? No wonder it’s falling flat at Thrillist then.

Phil Jackson should be happy with this “I’m going to try” angle.

“The headline was so obviously something I wasn’t interested in reading that I just had to click and complain…”

I know it’s kinda specific, but Apocalypse Sow would have been the better name.

Not golf. Pizza child sex rings. And guess what? She doesn’t want you to know how much time she spends eating pizza off of children...? Do the children make the pizzas too? Better go grab my guns and take a look.

You know Hilary’s emails hid plans to stop transgendereds from using the bathroom and like provide huge tax breaks for CEOs. And I bet her emails also had golf scheduled for like every weekend after she became president.

I disagree with him AND feel the need to see him personally demeaned, so this thread is working for me.

wait did u just quote ben shapiro unironically???

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

Hey, it’s like capitalism.

Good content, but I think you need a sharper copy editor. I’m assuming since you’re now pushing out like 4 articles per day, it just slips.

I don’t think anyone will whack you off for that. Talk about misinterpreted slang...

You know who else lost a family feud? Odin Lloyd.