This would be so much cooler if the camera was linked directly into his brain so he can actually see the camera's output.

@cruzer555: I don't have an issue with the population having the knowledge that these type of devices exist. I am completely for everyone knowing that they should protect themselves from them.

Why would you tell people about all this? You have just saved a would be criminal weeks of research and thousands of dollars. Way to go.

Wouldn't it be better to grab the space junk and bring it back down to be re-used in other ways? Haven't they heard of recycling? They could then recoup part of the money spent on going up there.

So each device will need a name like for Bluetooth; or will it use IP addresses? If IP, where do they get the address?

Seriously, you need this? I'll send you some concrete to toughen the f*** up.

why did they execute the croc? It did nothing wrong.

I know what this is... This is an espresso machine.

So what happens with the roof caves in and drops on the door? You'll still be squished.

Just crack this baby up to high and use it against enemy troops.

"I don't remember exactly what I wrote as I was drunk. "

@Tetsuooooooo: Thanks for the warning on never watching The State. Reno 911 has never made me laugh.

I'm just waiting on the massive legal battle when Apple creates a robotic helper to manage all the Apple junk.

I wonder if he would have been as successful proposing in a Suicide Booth

They claim all the Star Wars movies but failed to include the Clone Wars cartoon movie. Tsk Tsk Tsk for shame.

Using this tech as a dot point in a long list of reasons to grant/deny parole would be OK. But the money spent on this is way too much. That money would be better spent on psychiatrists or rehab programs to stamp out that behaviour.

Never had this problem. I've got too many hobbies so my dilema is deciding which one to do next (or first).

Looks like a de-motivational poster waiting to happen.