I’m supposed to fly out of Louisville next week heading to Raleigh. Don’t you put that evil on me, Mark Longoria, don’t you put that evil on me!

Because not everybody who voted Trump likes this shit. Just most of them.

Not only is King a raging racist douchebag, he’s also dumb as a fucking sack of hammers.  Not that that’s an unusual combination.

I was having a hard time keeping the racists and the artists sorted out so I made this handy chart:

Politics Corner has personally had an extremely hectic start to the new year - not all bad. I hope things settle down. Steve King, who represents a district Omaha-adjacent, has been an unapologetic racist for years. I don’t even live in his state (my district gave an electoral vote to Obama in 2008 before they…

How’s my landlord going to pay his mortgage? Got any letters for that? What about the job I’m taking away from someone else who’s also trying to make ends meet. Is there an Office 2016 Word template for that?

Well, yes and no. There’s still the CBI, so basically what would be the State Police in any other state is just split into 2 groups. The CHP handles all the highway duties that the state police in most states do, and the CBI handles the investigatory duties of things that multi-jurisdictional or otherwise too large…

And nobody calls it Cali.

Motherfucker!

I keep it on GPS only all the time, since using more ways to measure also eats up more battery.

4,000 is the baby earth theory.

That blowjob face (plus the Viagra) means one thing, “I just realized that I am gay and this smoking hot chick is doing nothing for me.”

My cat did that! I heard her meowing behind an outlet one night a floor down and fifty feet away from where she crawled in. Serious panic ensued because I rent and I'm not supposed to have pets and LL lives downstairs and if I had to chop a hole in the wall to get her out it would've been disasterville.

My BFF/ex-roomie found this out the hard way. She opened a cupboard under the sink to get something and Finn (4 mos old, new to the apt.) ran in to the cupboard and jumped straight into the hole in the back of the cupboard and into the walls.

Most shelters also offer personality blurbs about the cat's background and/or observed behavior, which are very helpful in deciding if socially the kitty will be a good fit for your personality and expectations.

Best college building to take a dump is definitely the business school. Odds are that place was built with crazy amounts of donated money and is fairly new. In college, the pristine toilet was second floor of the business school building, handicapped stall. Place was like 300 sq feet with a window and a sink. …