Ugh, that monster, I hope he walks around for the rest of his life humiliated, unemployed (with a phone that never rings) and worried that random women on the street are going to kick him in the nuts. And we should, if we see him, super hard with pointy shoes.

I really think the worst thing about the Roman Polanski situation, besides the obvious trauma to a child, is that it did nothing to change the system that allows for things like that to happen.

It’s important to me that people understand that when something happens to you, you feel dirty, you feel bad. I only told a few people before my friend (who I’ve known my whole life) came forward. We had never discussed it ever, but when a mutual friend called me one day saying he needed to talk to me, I just knew. I…

This guy, and this type of stuff is legion. It’s everywhere. People need to speak up. I spoke up years later, and I was treated to what Ashley Judd got. “Why did you wait so long?”

She certainly doesn’t know when to sit down, does she?

I’m sorry to differ with you, sir, but Trump is the president. He has always been the president. (At least it feels that way.)

I love that defense. As always, the response to it should be: “OK, then please describe the context in which your comments are acceptable. Go.”

Good observations.

Do you think Trudeau and other leaders have their “oh fuck, what’s he tweeted now” moment before or after breakfast?

The greatest show that no one is watching called it months ago.

OMG! This is you, isn’t it, Angel? You’ve set up a new account! I hate hearing from you only every 6 months or so. I honestly wish Jezebel would just give you your own damn column. Love you! Visit more often, you crazy bitch!

I solve problems.

Nah, just need to get there prostates checked and maybe a script for swelling if needed.

My cactus just died. Cripes, were you pointing in my direction when you said that?!?

Kate Winslet still thinks Woody Allen is a genius and works for him, so she can sit the fuck down on this one.

Momoa finds a wedding without at least 3 deaths a dull affair.

On a purely physical level you think a guy’s body isn’t factored in?

I read this as “sexy Elmo Vader” and was a bit confused.

This Christmas, Sexy Emo Vader is coming to kill his mom.

Honestly I think the pacing was great. Went in with my good buddy, he fancies himself a film critic (I’m just a sci-fi nerd), anyways we were saying “I hope they dont make it all fast paced and action packed” because it was never meant to be that way. Moments of slow and fast make it such a more wild ride for me…