Nah. Now, Adam Schiff, though ...

It doesn’t say nothin about no dress code on my ticket. Dagnabbit!

Donnie Two-Scoops is most displeased and hopes you will give it back. Because you have, you know, that thing. Derp! Also, enjoy.

I have that with my dad, so we are both lucky; we have at least one person in our lives - some of my friends are wonderful family to me - who are what Alice Miller called ‘enlightened witmesses’. Hugs to you.

Being around my mum would make me drink more, so I’m glad for that for you. Silver linings.

She MUST know what her weasel husband and desperate grifter father have been up to. An accessory (ironically) at the very least.

He’s saying “not you”?

And jokes.

Certainly, this describes their boss pretty well.

He’s my favourite character on the Windsors (watchable on YouTube) and you never even see him - people just read out his ranting potty-mouthed messages. (Also love Sarah, Beatrice and Eugenie; the women who play them are brilliant).

Oi! You leave Wales out of it.

Speaking as a Welsh-Canadian, and regarding the understanding that a government and a people are not the same thing, we already gave the US the benefit of the doubt when it voted W in for a second term. So have had practice: not to worry, mate.

Adam Schiff. Calling it now. Give me all your monies.

And a tin of biscuits. Chocolatey M & S ones.

From the Guardian livefeed, the Mayor’s spokesperson:

‘False flag’? 🙄