Last time I checked, Pence is the Vice President of ALL Americans, not just the ones who ‘voted’ for him.

I live in Saudi where the fermented drinks, they are not, so I’ll take Baby Duck at this point. Times are hard.

I would go for an Aperol Spritz, but I’ve gone off the colour orange for some reason.

I’m thinking ... Night Train?

We’re Welsh actually - and Canadian - but hey, Celtic cousins! 👋🏻

My Dad is on the proper side too. I don’t know what the hell he was thinking. I mean, aside from anything else, the county is practically propped up by EU subsidies. He’s in his 70s, reads the Telegraph, has racist idiot neighbours, only got Leave crap through the letterbox but never from Remain? Dunno.

Rohrabacher huh? You mean, the one that the Republican chitchat tape revealed as another person being paid by Russia? Well, colour me

The servants would love that!

With Siri lol

I simply can’t understand her refusal to attend these public events. Is she worried that if she goes outside the wind might change and her face will get stuck like that?

White House troll? (Who needs to moisturise?)

Great idea! Thanks! I’ll take a quick look.

Hey, does that band remind anyone else of the one on the Titanic? No? Just me?

(Or soul)

I am 51 and coming to terms with my shadow side. We’re not quite friends yet.

Only 24 hours? No amount of time or bleach could cleanse the body and soul of someone who once welcomed Der Gropenfuhrer into her [life].