This manbaby is going to look terrible in an orange jumpsuit, terrible.

If the entire internet can be hacked in respect of that election, why not voting machines? That’s the ‘fraud’ I’ve had in my mind since November. But I don’t imagine it will ever be investigated.

I am 95% certain that Beth cannot move her synapses.

Be nicer to the Nazis! Otherwise you’ll look unreasonable!

“... told the students that their degrees could be mailed to them if their disruptive behavior continued.”

Jared is kind of at a loose end right now, hasn’t been given much to do.

I’m beginning to think that this whole episode has been brought about, not by Russia, but by the alcohol and snack industries.

Well, she did just get accepted to law school. So, fully qualified now! Also, legally blonde.

Spot on. All froggy lol.

It’s the very opposite of a shit sammich.

That is an awfully red nose. Either she has been: (a) having a good cry; (b) personally researching opioids; or (c) has caught a case of Stevebannonitis.

I once met a guy in Thailand who kept, as he called it, ‘dropping the H bomb’. Unfortunately for him, no one at the pub quiz gave two shits that he was at Harvard #insufferabledouche

I got to see him live onstage last summer. Rawr.

I am a straight woman who went to see that with a gay man. I vividly remember one shot of Arnold Vosloo which had us both instantly fanning ourselves. After that it was like, Brendan who? #yummymummy

Jesus, is that Sebastian Roche under all that hair?! 

IT LOOKS LIKE BOB MIGHT BE BEHIND THAT LAST TREE #holdme

Truth 😂 But it had to be smackable, therefore discernible by the human eye.

I believe, suuuuuuuper sour candies.