My friend had one at her Easter party. That little thing got the SHIT bashed out of it. Cheap therapy.

THIS. If the bill passes, the Grifting Obdurate Party will be shooting itself somewhere other than its foot.

Do you even pay for that oxygen? You’re a drain on society, how very dare you.

Official 100 Days portrait of current US Government.

Jon Ronson: The Psychopath Test

That made my mouth fall open. Agape and unable to speak.

Fuck you, Ivanka.

I have one of those planned too. The plan includes scantily-clad young manservants, who will wipe us down and top us up.

I think I would still believe someone if they told me that now! In a world in which people called Sprout decided to name their child Russell? Some parents seem capable of anything.

Fabulous 🤣

You’d think a nation of bards, singers and poets would have more imagination 🙄

Those, poor, poor tykes.

It works better with a British accent (genitalia 😉)

I’m honestly surprised to hear that Fox had hired this many black women.

I went to school with a guy called Ronald McDonald. Poor bastard. He had that pizza-face acne too. I hope that he has been clear-skinned and happy for many years now.

Safest place to be when the world ends?