You think Jezebel buys Lyft ads? You don’t know how advertising works.

Lyft was built with investment money from Peter Thiel, a notes Trump supporter and the guy whose money helepd fund the lawsuit that killed Gawker. So it’s not like they’re a pool of social justice purity.

Rumor has it their new President will be an AI robot wearing a skin suit.

Yeah, except for the fact he got caught not really doing the job and taking lots of time off of work.

At least his father (based on his engagement numbers now, idk about the 80s or anything further back) can’t be labelled as workshy.

I’m British and live in the UK.

Bingo. This is why I never understood the hype and fascination around snagging any member of that family. No one has a good marriage, and there’s a huge risk of being humiliated publicly. Plus I’d imagine each of them have varying degrees of inescapable narcissism.

She wasn’t dead when that stamp came out. The stamp commemorated their engagement, which means it’s ancient. Like me.

He did put his hand on a woman’s waist.....not to take sides, but I wouldn’t be too pleased with this photo being out either.

Red Nose Day isn’t terribly complicated... just your usual annual charity telethon - along with Children in Need, it’s one of the two major UK ones.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

This article doesn’t mention it, but there was a screen shot that showed William with his arm around another woman’s waist at the party.

Beware the Ides of March, Wills (also known as the Sunday papers).

So you were delayed 5 hours in the airport and failed to eat before boarding? I am confused, have you never flown before? You could have easily found food to bring on the plane or fed yourself before you boarded 5 hours late. Frankly this story and your actions are just silly and you put yourself in a bad situation…

Yay my hometown school district! Used to have one of the finest high schools in the country, but I’m afraid those days are long gone. The crazy thing is, it’s really a very diverse community, has been for a long time. How anyone thought this was a good idea is beyond me.

Huh? There’s no porn it at all, apart from the one lesbian sex scene. Is an action movie where a male and female character happen to hook up classified as “straight porn” now?

I don’t think Harry looks like Hewitt that much. Except in how all English ginger men look similar, generally. He looks like a perfect mixture of Diana’s brother and Prince Charles.

“Innocent until proven guilty”, however refuses to actually stand on trial to be proven anything.

Sad but not especially surprising - Pam’s got a type and it’s gross and sleazy.

Canada, come get your girl :/