This version may be a little better.

And our current president-elect will henceforth be known to me as French Banana Salad

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

It doesn’t matter what Trump said (ever, in fact). Pence, McConnell, and Ryan are running the country.

Kate McKinnon is an openly LGBT woman, and one could argue that the rhetoric of the Trump/alt-right has been more vitriolic towards those folks (actually, one hardly has to argue the point as there’s already some discussion about going after gay marriage in some circles). So no, I think Kate was the perfect choice.

nah

Mike Pence is worse than Donald Trump.

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

I sorta love the Blac Chyna mannequin challenge. Labor can secretly be boring as hell, so it makes me happy that they had some fun with it.

I think this needs a Shade Court ruling, unless I’m reading too much into the name. Surely it’s Dream as in the ideal Kardashian, as in a half black/half Armenian woman who is actually a Kardashian, so basically everything all the Kardashian-Jenners wish they were...

There aren’t enough hours in the day to work your way through school anymore. Tuition costs have risen enormously, and wages have not.

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

Yeah, but then you get Pence.

I give him three months before he goes, “Fuck this. I am outta here.” This is a man who has been handed everything to him on a silver platter his entire life. He didn’t have to roll up his sleeves and work his knuckles to the bone for anything. And now he is going to take what is arguably the most stressful and…

it depends on the center- there’s a lot that goes in to maintaining a center itself- rent, bills, food, cleaning (sanitation is extremely key, we have three different levels of bleach/water combo for different situations), maintaining functioning and safe equipment for the kids, toys etc. for small independent centers…

Too true - but it is a bit too much to expect anyone to completely change. And she had children (with and without him) before they married. It just seems ridiculous to find it THE problem now.

So, you mixed up Drake and John Legend, think that Taylor Swift’s music is NOT overproduced, slyly point out that she’s blond and skinny and not jiggly (she does a lot of dancing in her videos btw), and like Drake’s video because he’s dancing cheesily to what is effectively Musak with a beat.

You know.... I believe it?

need more details about Meghan and Harry

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