This is why I got the daily disposables. Open a new pack every morning, pluck them out of your eyes before you sleep and flush them down the toilet.

That's not fair. There are a lot of fraternities and sororities doing great things in their communities and schools. But you'll never hear anything in the news about that, because the ones that do stupid shit like this make for better stories.

Is this the new cool thing to do? First Oink, then Stamped, now this... all essentially doing that rate-a-thing-within-a-thing.

Yeah, I've decided that there's just no winning in this scenario. You have some population of people clamoring about chivalry being dead and wishing more men practiced it, and then you have other people making a ruckus about "benevolent sexism." As a guy, I will give up my seat if...

Lemme tell you, life would be so much easier for us sorta-shy fellas if women asked us out instead.

I'm not even claustrophobic, but being buried alive is pretty much my worst fear. Ever. Anyone see Buried starring Ryan Reynolds last year? Scariest movie of the year, and it didn't even have ghosts, demons, or serial killers in it.

Isn't Siri baked into the OS though? It's not just an app that they can have people download. I'm sure if it was possible to do it that way, they would have. Remember FaceTime for Mac?

This is why when Apple calls something "beta" software, they mean it.

I saw this sticker next to a "testimonial" on that site and stopped reading.

Just because it's been around forever doesn't make it right. If other sites don't have to resort to them, why does Gizmodo?

It's sensationalist headlines like this that have me reading Gizmodo less and less and turning to other tech blogs. Compare

Here's an idea, Spotify: Make the yearly subscription an even $99 if you pay for the entire year up front (instead of $119.88).

Yeah this totally wouldn't have worked for a Galaxy Tab ad making fun of the iPad, because when you put them side-by-side, they look exactly the same.

Until Android tablet makers can answer the following question, they will never catch up:

I don't know why Amazon is still considered a buyer for webOS. They made their bed with Android already. They released a tablet and have an app store.

That statement is very vague. What does "obvious patents" mean? I'm not sure "swiping to unlock" is a very obvious thing. I mean, there were massmarket phones with touchscreens (key word here being "massmarket," I'm sure everyone can find some prototype of something on YouTube from the 80s or something) before the…

... needs ammo against who with this patent? Apple?

I don't think it's just the "prettiness." It's the feel of it. Android still feels cold. It's a very impersonal OS. There's really no other way to put it into words. And yes, those straight edges contribute to this. Maybe that's what the author was trying to say.

Fantastic. Hearted.

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