If you had read the article, you would have discovered that the writer currently uses an Android device.

I was once in a pet store with my dog and while I was looking at some treats, he strayed nearby to a guy who started petting him. I smiled and called him back, and the guy said "Go on, go back to your master." I instantly cringed. I hate that word, "master," but it's not far from the truth.

For me, reasons 15, 9, 7, 6, and 1 are why I don't have one yet.

We have Golden, Silver, and Bronze. Now that we have a new age, we can't call the last age the Modern Age anymore, right? Any ideas on what the new naming conventions will be?

Agreed. And DC has really been doing a fantastic job with their straight-to-DVD animated movies. Even the Young Justice show is starting to grow on me.

I'm a 26 year old guy and I still live at home. I have a well-paying job, a car, no outstanding debt or anything like that. I'm also an only child. I like being there for my parents and there are many times when they are there for me. I help out in paying the bills, doing the chores, etc... yet, I don't understand…

CollegeHumor actually made a short like that, you can find it here:

Which YouTube videos?

Yep, totally agree with this.

Yeah I remember spending a good 10 minutes on that level scratching my head. I guess some people really do think outside of the box...

Well, it certainly seems like the kind of boring cover art a game like this would have.

Not even a Grooveshark clone if it doesn't include a music discovery feature (Grooveshark's isn't as good as Pandora, but it's there).

It better be. I really wanted to get this game, but the reviews are discouraging. And I know reviews are just opinion pieces and everyone likes different things, but $60 is a lot to spend on a game that got an average of 6/10.

Agreed. Also, there might be some pressure he feels there to "act like the man" in front of all the other guys there. It's stupid, but it happens.

"I want to be able to lift my freeweights without skitchy body builders looking at me like I'm the stupidest person alive"

Fact: While reading this article, I thought about sex every seven seconds. Especially when I came across the word.

I never said it was an appearance thing. It's a health thing. I was speaking about the larger misconception that exercise is the solution to leading a healthier lifestyle, when it is just part of the solution.

Ignoring the inconsistencies in this study that other commentators have already pointed out, this study is about exercise. Exercise is not the whole deal, what you put into your body plays a bigger role in losing weight and being healthy. Sure you can work out for 2 hours a day, but if your post-workout meal is a Big…

Unless this happens. Notice the announcers saying "she has to say yes!"