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These lights put me in mind of the Sylvania tv sets in the ‘50s that had Halolight™. The screen was surrounded by a lighted panel that was supposed to make things better. I remember it vividly.

Pokemon Go is still going?

Yeah, they’re really keen on limiting their customer pool to teenagers with too much free time, because the opportunities for a synchronized gaming session are close to none for two normal adults with jobs and possibly families, and that’s even if you have a (best) friend interested in games at all, not to mention

Obviously. It was also a joke.

I can’t decide which of Mr. I.am’s innovations is more worthy of ridicule. Is it the “It’s not a goddamn DeLorean” DeLorean? Or is it the “hi-res” camera add-on that conveniently bloats your iPhone to the size of an SLR? Or could it be the pyramidal backpack that charges your phone while breaking your spine? Or

Stop trying to make will.i.whateverthe.fuck happen. it’s not gonna happen.

The ridiculously expensive Texas Instruments graphing calculator is slowly but surely getting phased out. The times

One word:

How in the blue hell do we have 3 Cars movies and a Cars spinoff before anything else related to the Incredibles has come to light?

The fittingly out of touch new name for this service will be “Xstream.”

So effectively almost another 4 years until the first film?

He puts so many people to shame. He drove responsibly, had his sister in the back(probably in a booster seat), remembered the route, paid in full and didnt order all ice cream or desert stuff. Shit, he probably even filled the tank with gas for his old man to get to workin the morning. His parents must have shed a

This is probably the best story all week. Someone give this kid a happy meal drivers trophy... stat

Because I love Excel, and there’s no substitution for it. Therefore, I have to get the suite.

Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

Whoever thought that was a good idea needs to rethink their life choices that led to make one of the most hated thing on Kinja.

Could explain the results of the last election.