Hangin out with Nog, and we're drinkin' gin and tonics
With some honeys in the holosuite, too bad they're all photonic.
While Garak's lunch is interrupted by a boy who takes a bite
Gul Dukat suddenly rings them up, to say he'll set things right
Garak gets Bashir because doesn't trust coincidence
Waking up my dad, the…

Now we're back for part three, Under Siege like Seagal
At the behest of Jaro Essa and his shadowy cabal
They're marching on the city, gonna try a coup d'etat
Seize the power on the planet from the Kai to the Sirah
So Kira and Dax bring the evidence to the ministers
Make 'em hear the facts, Cardies up to something sinister
Ne…

I always get her confused with the girl that married Shakespeare
Maybe I had too much booze with my man Johnny Frakes, here
In Ten-Forward get served on by Guinan
Had to get away, DS9 was too confinin'.
In walks a girl who's one in a million, 
But which one will she choose, Starfleet or civillian?
I tell her, "He's a piker,…

Lyrics like fire, take you out in a minute, boy
'Cause your rhymes are just warm wind blowin' in from Minicoy
Quark's doing to what he can to earn the constable's trust
Catch Kressari running guns, help Odo make a bust.
Why don't you be my deputy, whatcha say, Quark?
Odo needs an ally while he's breaking in the Navarch
The…

I got synonyms like Data, metaphors like a Tamarian,
A simile assimilator with more game than a Ktarian.
Within one man, I'm a whole Federation
Who can wreck an MC with no hesitation
But sometimes I make peace just to sow some confusion
Sometimes I like the holosuite though it's all an illusion
It all starts out when Kira…

Just like a jumja stick, they say I'm naturally sweet
Just give the drum a kick and let me rap to the beat.
Too many fake MC's, fake raps I ain't buyin',
I gotta take these fools to school like I was Keiko O'Brien.
She drops science on wormholes, Johnny Wheeler and Weyl
While in Ops, O'Brien's unaware Neela has it in for…

I gotta say it would feel inappropriate
To pair a serious ep with rhymes as dope as opiates
So I'll take this one off out of a sense of decorum
But Jake and his beats will be back next week on the forum.

Steppin' outta Star Trek, it's the rappin' Jake Sisko
Eatin' up MC's like Cookie Monster with Nabisco.
Forget her New York Yankees, I'm reppin' London Kings,
With Buck Bokai's chubby fingers in his World Series rings.
Droppin' lousy dance tracks with too much auto-tune
Girl looks so artificial she was made by Dr. Soong.
Wear…

Busting out rhymes and flexing my vocabulary,
You know I flow like Odo, my man in the constabulary
Microphone check, one-two, is this thing on?
All hands on deck, we're beaming up a Klingon
No time for valedictory, he just declares a victory
Then he's nothing but history, the whole thing's a mystery
Freighter's full of…

On the mic again, it's the rappin' Jake Sisko
I'mma drop another verse this week even at the risk o'
Getting over-exposed like wedding on Betazed
Poppin' up again like an ages-old Data's head.
Kira's talking to Mullibok, trying to get him off of Jerrado
This farm is all he's got, he's not about to let it go.
Like a…

And if wishes were horses, even beggars would ride.
Plotting courses straight through to the Alpha Quadrant side.
Where we party all night on the Deep Space Nine,
And dreams come true underneath the starshine
Now Quark's got a girlie on each arm, sweet and hot like raktajino
Doesn't see the problem til he's losing cash in…

There I was with my boys spittin' bars on the Promenade,
They're hangin' on ym every word like my name was Scheherazade
While I'm layin' down my lyrics, ready for some battle rhymes
My pops is in the GQ fightin' on the Battle Lines
With Kira and Bashir and some space-pope Bajoran
 And some ugly ass mothers who have always…