I’m upset that so many five-fingered voice actors are getting roles clearly written for the four-fingered community. There’s an undercurrent of quintodigitism going on here is what i’m saying

If he’d left the dogs and cats alone, the surviving half of the people would have had so much more to eat!

It’s true. the old adage is “Never drink alone” but getting drunk by myself in the comforts of my own home seem much safer then getting drunk at some strange place and trying to figure out the way back from there.

I don’t have a favorite specific moment because there are so many good ones that its hard to single one out. But I’ll just answer any episode that featured him and his friend and fellow chef Eric Ripert. They were so perfect together. It was the buddy travel show we all need in our lives.

Seeing how the rise in suicide preceded the Trump Presidency by about 20 years, it is safe to say that the increase is not from that. Please don’t trivialize this horrible affliction.

Man, it’s like a huge part of my youth just fucking blinked out.

a fairly tone-deaf photo that Ivanka Trump posted over the weekend of her holding her young child

[Scrolls back up after (what turns out to be the first) casual mention of The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant to check byline.] Yup, it’s an Iggy.

During Palm Sunday, Catholics repeat the words of the crowd since we, as a people, led to the death of Jesus. The sins of the present matter just as much as the sins of the past, thereby even one sin at any possible time would have led to Christ’s death. I know that a certain segment of Jews of that time may have…

That’s basically The Equalizer.

...but what about the movie’s politics?

I’m not sure this is the right movie for this rant.

So...the movie was trying to say that the billboard stunt was WRONG, right? I kind of wonder if the person behind this actually saw it.

Naw, they shouldn’t. They could modulate it by giving out one time logon tokens that only last an hour or two at the register if someone asks for one.

“Upon reflection, the workplace created by these self-professed ‘three stooges’ was actually full of safety hazards, many of them life-threatening, to create an OSHA nightmare that would not fly in these modern times. Additionally, Larry would often witness Moe physically and emotionally abuse Curly, and never once…

Really, really going to miss this column. It’s the last of what the AV Club used to be like. Very excited for your Age of Heroes column next!

SNL criticized for waiting too long now this guy criticized for too soon. What are the got damn rules?