First death since 1985? Wow, The Bulls have a worse record than the Washington Generals.

When Carmelo thinks theres been too many shots taken, its about time we make some changes.

The use of tools to accomplish basic tasks is an important indicator of intelligence.

They said the same to Amelia Earhart... Or they would, you know.

For all his difficulties with his fellow players during his career, I’m finding post-retirement, post-American steroid freakout, post-return to baseball Barry Bonds to be a revelation. He offers legitimate insights into both player dynamics and the technical side of baseball elements, and genuinely seems to be…

Orange you glad I didn't make a joke about Volunteering to settle the case?

And he just spoiled the plot of Total Recall 2.

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

This is such a cop-out. He is clearly just doing this to avoid getting punched in the balls by Draymond in next year’s playoffs.

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

Accidente grande!

Cleveland used to find bizarre ways to lose things... But, lately, Cleveland has found bizarre ways to win things, like hitting a home run off a team’s starting 2nd baseman in the 19th inning. I was starting to think the game was just going to keep going until everyone from the Jays had been ejected.

Forget it being the cubs year- Cleveland already has its championship quota for the 2000s- for the entire millennium. And it happened this very year!

Cleveland sports are doing well now? Are the Browns gonna make the playoffs next? I don’t know how to live in this new world.

Dwight Howard is like the ugly girl at the bar that you go home with at closing time. She’s better than nothing and she meets your needs, but you’re still hoping for something better.

This is fantastic news.

Wow, Cueto really threw us a curveball, which is something I don’t think I’ve ever seen before.

His reply email only cleared up my suspicions about his detachment from reality and inflated sense of importance. Every word of his, like every ball, is unique and therefore cannot be cut in any editing process.