No snark, it’s funny when kids get hurt

“Few people have ever been more punchable than Pierzynski”

C’mon Billy, he’s allowed to use his hands in the box.

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

Fraud is stealing. It’s not stealing a physical good, but it’s stealing except in the strictest, nitpicking sense of the term.

If you’ve defrauded investors by knowingly buying assets at a price well below their worth for the purpose of flipping them at their actual value, yes, you’ve stolen assets.

There is a lot of other interesting stuff in the complaint, like Walters allegedly using “Dallas Cowboys” as the code name for Dean Foods ...

There are Republicans who could care less about gay marriage. It's just that they lost control of their party about ten years back, and have been increasingly marginalized.

“Sanctity of marriage” is not a conservative view. It’s a religious view. If anything, a true small-c conservative value is liberty above all else, which is why most libertarians support people being able to marry whoever they well please.

And with the first pick in the 2016 NBA Draft the 76ers select...

The long-held curiosity about the song is understandable, given that in it Biggie claiming to have boned a mystery Knick’s girlfriend and then robbed him at gunpoint

Now I haven’t seen Simmons in a while, but my first thought was jesus christ does he have cancer?! He’s only 46! He looks 65.

I forget which actress or model said something to the effect that, past a certain age, you can keep your face looking young or your ass looking young, but not both; Simmons has made his choice.

(Sees LAX bro’s jersey read as “Ballbuster”)
(Tries to think of a smarmy joke about LAX bros)
(Can’t)
(Wikipedias "Zima" out of curiousity)

This is the most explosive Man U have been all season.

I wish.

It’s to ensure the batter/runner touches the plate.

Can you attach a gas mask to that bat weight?

You’d think the Indians would know to protect their scalps.