Half the people who live there are in the Witness Protection Program, the other half can’t sell their houses...

Defendant’s Name: Ray Lewis III

Goodell: [shakes Tunsil’s hand] Pretty exciting night for you so far, huh?

josh.gordon.

the photo of Brandon Finnegan is puzzling

“Shuttle cleared tower in winter launch.”

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

Emmert. Ted Cruz’s face can’t take much more punishment.

I said the same thing. My ex-wife disagreed.

Manziel threw a 48-hour rager in a rented L.A. mansion that caused $20,000 worth of damage

Panda: Eats, Leaves

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

But I AM sure Pablo Sandoval justifies the murder of six cows for him to eat for breakfast...

*Tries to reply to belt pun with equally funny belt pun.*

He’s getting paid that much money to pinch hit? What a waist.

“Skipper Bruce Bochy should find a way to get this guy more at-bats.”

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

This is quite the nadir for Summit.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin