Emmert. Ted Cruz’s face can’t take much more punishment.

I said the same thing. My ex-wife disagreed.

Manziel threw a 48-hour rager in a rented L.A. mansion that caused $20,000 worth of damage

Panda: Eats, Leaves

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

But I AM sure Pablo Sandoval justifies the murder of six cows for him to eat for breakfast...

*Tries to reply to belt pun with equally funny belt pun.*

He’s getting paid that much money to pinch hit? What a waist.

“Skipper Bruce Bochy should find a way to get this guy more at-bats.”

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

This is quite the nadir for Summit.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

Correa’s homer off the tinted windows of the sports bar in center field went 462 feet according to Statcast (459 feet by ESPN’s reckoning).

“Unclear if that total included this girl, who has an awful lot of blood on her hand.”

Here’s some additional footage of the scene:

Wasn’t 1 painful shot at the horn enough for that guy?

Steph Curry Is Some Kind Of Jedi Or Wizard Or Some Shit