Every player should declare for the draft. There’s zero downside for the player. The only people harmed by players declaring are coaches trying to figure out their team / recruiting needs for the next year. Coach Cal is explicitly encouraging his players to put their needs ahead of his. It’s undebatably a good thing.

Fuckin’ savage bro. Put him on a team with this kid:

That’s the most epic burn from an ex-Niners’ coach since Tomsula accidentally used the linen setting when ironing York’s silk shirts.

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

I’d fire her coach for telling her to hit the ground running.

[reads word “songhazi”]

That was the second-best bank shot of the day, behind only Northern Iowa’s.

Coincidentally, Ted Cruz relies on providence for extremely rare big victories as well.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

Dinger-socking contest? Looks like a case for... Chris Paul!

One thing is certain: among 51-year-old hitters, Bonds is clearly the cream of the crop.

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

I haven’t seen that many bricks since Kobe went 5-15 from floor Sunday night.

Normally I’d say the ref should give him a red card, but that might only make him angrier.

A-yup

Yes!

First he praised Missouri’s football teams, but I did not speak, for I had no idea they still had football teams in Missouri.

Well, in fairness to Trump, why should he be right about this after anything/everything he’s said so far?

Wow - it’s been awhile since any Republican has won the Urban vote.

SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING!