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The whole Dunkin' Pancakes idea was never going to get off the ground anyway.

I refuse to believe that a dick would wear those glasses and chains.

In the absence of a penalty at the time, is this something the league can/will sanction him for given the video evidence?

This is my favorite comment in recent memory. Strong work.

Team doctors report that the Mets’ pre-season urinary problems won’t stop them from shitting the bed later this year.

In my experience with these "point of view" clips, people taking balls to the face typically are filmed from the other person's perspective.

Like you just did?

400 words about something that "is almost assuredly nothing." It's the Seinfeld of blog posts!

Goose Gossage has some thoughts to share on the situation.

People often debate whether they’d rather have their team cruise into and through the playoffs only to get rolled in the finals, or struggle to win more than a handful of games year over year with no hope of ever making the playoffs. In Cleveland, we don't debate that, because we get both.

This guy?

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This is how I picture the White Sox locker these days.

Leave it to a Catholic to get an unprotected tip in.

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Hidden video from the Sox locker room yesterday:

Just another example of the Steph Curry effect ruining what could have been an exciting game...

That's nothing. You should see a ram get ahold of one of those things:

I haven’t seen an MLBer cut through that many bricks since Darryl Strawberry.

Reached for comment, the rookie Dawson explained that he was just rehearsing for his dinner with Matias Testi.

Based on the screen shot from the video, I’d say an alternative headline could be “CSU Coach Breaks Up Fight Between CSU Players.”

Jim: I do wonder, though, in what ways Trump would be a “better” president. You’re free to answer.