Oh cool the alien mystery of GTA V Has been sol -GTA Online - FUCK.

I’ve always thought that the NRA was on par with the ACLU. If the NRA hadn’t taken over the Defense of the Second Amendment business, the ACLU would have.

Near as I can tell, about 1000 people attempt it and 500 succeed every year. Over 100 people have died on Mount Everest since 2006, including 6 this year. That is a around 10% mortality rate among all people who try. Maybe K2 is harder, but I think you and I have a different definition of “novelty.”

I see what you’re saying and I’ve watched the documentaries on Netflix regarding what a shit show it’s become. However, my parents did ~half of it when they were in their 50s and still extremely good shape (Mom is now in late 50s and ran the Boston Marathon 2 years ago) and they said it was absolutely fucked how…

Not to take anything away from anyone that has summited Everest, but

Look guys, some person on the Internets said this is worthless to them and as such should be worthless to all. Thank you, random Internet person.

Crap, I ... uh.... Can I get back to you on that one? I didn’t have a proper head of righteous-indignation steam built up.

I miss 1992.

The Mattingly sideburns routine never fails to crack me up. That and "gigantism!"

My first-ever fantasy baseball team name was "Mattingly's Sideburns."

We're talkin' Hoooomer

Boo-urns....simply amazing!

Great article. I still repeat quotes from this episode. I've been trying to teach my 3 year old to tell his little brother that "you don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you saxy boy."

More please.

It's not just a baseball fans episode, I haven't got the first clue about baseball (I'm British), and it's still one of my favourites. They basically made an entire episode around 9 guest stars, I had no idea who any of them were and I still enjoyed, that's what a great show it was.

I found this article to be particularly cromulent.

Great read. I can remember when I was a kid, the only night my bedtime was extended was on Thursday nights, Simpsons night. Thank you.

Great piece. I shall read it not once, not twice, but thrice.

And how can you not sing "Talkin Softball"'s lyrics whenever you hear "Talkin Baseball" at the ballpark. This episode was genius to the last detail.

The point about the writing/taping of the episode predating the real-life Mattingly sideburns story was mind-blowing.