Oh cool the alien mystery of GTA V Has been sol -GTA Online - FUCK.

Then I suppose the question here is: why are you bringing a tablet to a restaurant?

I’m pretty sure hyperbole is the Internet’s favorite thing.

Except that it hasn’t been invented by the internet, but Bob Ross. Can’t be bad. ;) (And yes, it works for me. Not - Kylo’s version, but ASMR in general. The name is pseudo-science mumbo jumbo, though... :)

It’s the internets favorite thing because gizmodo needs to say that in the first 3 sentences, so that you click on the “article”.

I find it to be more meditative. I have anxiety issues and it’s hard for me to fall asleep, but ASMR puts me out. Just sounds to focus on. If some people find it bullshit, that is fine, but those people are doing gods work when you can’t afford Ambien and Zzzquil doesn’t work.

I’ve always thought that the NRA was on par with the ACLU. If the NRA hadn’t taken over the Defense of the Second Amendment business, the ACLU would have.

Near as I can tell, about 1000 people attempt it and 500 succeed every year. Over 100 people have died on Mount Everest since 2006, including 6 this year. That is a around 10% mortality rate among all people who try. Maybe K2 is harder, but I think you and I have a different definition of “novelty.”

I see what you’re saying and I’ve watched the documentaries on Netflix regarding what a shit show it’s become. However, my parents did ~half of it when they were in their 50s and still extremely good shape (Mom is now in late 50s and ran the Boston Marathon 2 years ago) and they said it was absolutely fucked how…

Not to take anything away from anyone that has summited Everest, but

Look guys, some person on the Internets said this is worthless to them and as such should be worthless to all. Thank you, random Internet person.

Show me on the doll where Microsoft touched you. Geeze man, its a console. You write like it took your first born. I pre ordered a day one edition of the Xbox One because I am a disabled gamer and the features promised were a boon to someone like me who struggles to get up and down. If you don’t like the interface and…

Crap, I ... uh.... Can I get back to you on that one? I didn’t have a proper head of righteous-indignation steam built up.

I’ve got a story about the Great Emu War of nineteen tickety two. I wanted to take the ferry over to Australia, so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days the nickel had a picture of a bee on it. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Anyway, the…

The Mattingly sideburns routine never fails to crack me up. That and "gigantism!"

We're talkin' Hoooomer

Boo-urns....simply amazing!

Great article. I still repeat quotes from this episode. I've been trying to teach my 3 year old to tell his little brother that "you don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you saxy boy."

Great read. I can remember when I was a kid, the only night my bedtime was extended was on Thursday nights, Simpsons night. Thank you.

The point about the writing/taping of the episode predating the real-life Mattingly sideburns story was mind-blowing.