Nope. Not cotton, and certainly not 100%. Way too many superior choices: Tencel; Modal; Merino wool; even just performance knit polyester.

Nope. Not cotton, and certainly not 100%. Way too many superior choices: Tencel; Modal; Merino wool; even just…

The contest should be called “What’s the cheapest underwear you can buy at Target in bulk cuz you don’t want to think about this stuff?”

The contest should be called “What’s the cheapest underwear you can buy at Target in bulk cuz you don’t want to…

“Get along without you” should always be different from working optimally.

...because I wasn’t being distracted by a device or screen every other second...

"Many things are moist. Motor oil. Braised pork belly. A bog. Bangladesh."

i love this whole post

I used dove soap for like 6 weeks and all of the sudden i couldn't get the smell of BO off me. I was showering like 4 times per day, until I switched because i figured it out. Took me long enough.

Ya know, my family was always a Dove family and I was a pimple faced dweeb for a long time. THEN I joined the military. I used other shit because no way was I gonna be the grunt lathering himself up with a Dove beauty bar. Joining the military coincided with the end of my acne and until today I never made the damn…

Douglas Adams is punching himself in the dick for not writing that line first.

I don't know why but I feel an immense level of satisfaction when you guys rip into a product for whatever reason. Can you make this a weekly feature?

"soap ingredients" sounds like "foodstuff."

As a teenager, I rubbed Dove soap on myself every morning and night, and also right before lunch and then mid-afternoon, and also right before cross-country practice, but then right after cross-country practice, and I would take a break from homework to rub Dove soap on myself, and sometimes even I had to leave in the…

Some people might flame this guy for enforcing his ownership of the troll face, but I think it’s perfectly acceptable. He’s doing what he should do, which is ignoring people who use it for parody or without making money, and enforcing his copyright when they do make money. Good for him for making some money off…

u jelly?

“Tech blogger butt-unlocks car as 2 kids walk past his car, then chases them down, harasses them, and becomes frustrated when they can’t describe what sorcery took place.”

Even vagrants need a private place to poop.

No your Honor, it was two youts.

I've had cars broken into for less.

Just saw 2 kids walk up to my LOCKED car, press a button on a device which unlocked the car, and broke in. So much for our keyless future.