Now if only Cadillac would get the message.

You should let Mister Orlove drive it first.

No GIF version?! Here you go!

I'm sure you're asking because you think you're a real smart ass, but I did a couple years ago.

You're trying to bail out the Titanic with a spoon here, Raph. Objectively, it's probably best to just jump in a lifeboat that runs and let this thing go. Only you know how much you've wasted/invested in this beast and how much more your budget can endure.

6.5 Orloves

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This literally has nothing to do with cars or car culture.

How To Unlock Your Trunk 101.

Of course bill caswell was there if itinvolves wrecking bmws.

I fucked up. Happy?

In fairness, I don't think a single person has ever said electronic aids make you a good driver.

But those giants sell tiny ass amounts of the cars we like (BRZ, "real" M cars, sporty Mini's, sweet Porche's, etc etc etc etc etc) compared to their overall sales and do so thanks to the mass amount of "boring" or "blasphemous" cars that they sell. To give Mazda and Volvo a free pass is hypocritical and an annoying…

I like how you give Mazda (and Volvo) a free pass for doing this.

I think the new Honda HR-V looks better. Now waiting powertrain details but the autoblog photos indicate AWD at least

Dammit Mazda. Stop feeding into the CUV craze! Do something with that weezy powerplant in the CX-5. It's a good looking vehicle, but the engine sounds like a chain smoker running from a pack of hungry wolves, especially in Colorado, with its high elevations.

You took my move.

tell me it's not fun.