lol what an idiot

High repair bills are a mark of a true Jalop.

But if you buy one now the engine has already been replaced. Win, win.

Hopefully this comment gets approved. The sun is magnificent.

The Sun.

Gymkhana 5.

You must be fun at parties.

Buzzfeed is only serious news when it's news that we can agree on. It's basically Fox News for hipsters.

It's called a joke. Satire. Tongue in cheek. Not everything is serious. Not everything is an outrage.

Sloan!

A true jalop.

No.

I am sorry, I will wash the car before taking pictures next time.

That would be your co-worker, Mr. Orlove:

Volvo Rocks!

Grow up.

It's all hypothetical anyways. I don't have the money to buy my mom a car and, even if I did, I think she'd rather have me save any money I do have so that I can produce a grandchild for her.

Also pretty shitty.

You need an editor, and a toilet.

They are working hard to monetize you making the experience better.