“Who will replace you, Coach?”

What is it called again? Beer pong? Alright cool. 70 large straight up best out of 3?

Few things in life can beat a hearty beef stew sandwich, open-faced style.

Coach: Looks like we're missing some players this week. What happened?

"I'm here for the Gyro Ball."
-John Kruk, dressed in a tuxedo

For your handy reference, a diagram of the planet Earth lightly modified for accuracy.

Pecans themselves are garbage. Pecan pie looks like a pie crust full of cockroaches and tastes like donkey vomit. Only Klansmen enjoy it.

There's various designs. You can just spray water and let it fall, passing heat to the air. You can pump hot liquid through tubes/fins/etc and pass the heat to the environment directly through the air. You can have a mix of the two where hot water is piped through tubes/fins and cooler water is sprayed over the top.