Mabel!

This is my doggo. She’s good and cool

If the MLB created a rule where every player gets three free home runs over the course of their career, how would that affect rosters? Would teams with legitimate playoff hopes end up stacking your late-season rosters with old burnouts who didn’t use their allocation just to plop them on the bench and use them in…

We have an awesome butcher nearby who sells some quality beef, including tongues. You’ve been talking about it for some time now, so I’d really love to see beef tongue.

Holy shit

Ashley - how are you settling in?

Thank god Peter Thiel freed you to fulfill your destiny

Well, it also fucking owns because it samples awesome source material (which also had horns, albeit in a different part of the song).

Hoo boy, haven’t seen that Japan thing before. Luckily it’s wildly false. TAKE IT AWAY, SNOPES.

Service animals serve a lot of different purposes, including warning when a seizure or diabetic episode is about to occur. Not all service animals should be kept in cargo.

I work remotely in Saint Louis for a company based in California. Due to an oversight my city taxes weren’t being withheld by the company, and my CPA missed that during tax preparation. For three years.

If Foodspin was any indication, he’ll write enough to get you interested and then abandon the concept forever.

America’s gone soft with this “everyone gets a classroom’s worth of greeting cards when they miss a game-winning kick” mentality.

Which is why they specifically said, “P.S. I’m not speaking directly at Battlestar Galatica [sic]. I understand why the humans would not want to have AI fighters. I’m talking about space sci-fi in general.”

Which of my songs is your favorite?

Back when I was in Tony! Toni! Toné!, we were approached by the National Guard to write a jingle for them. Bring the “urban kids” around to boost enrollment. Dwayne and I agreed since we’re true patriots, and we’d be getting paid. Timmy wasn’t down.

Good luck. Shock G tried to buy a vote for the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, but his offer of "two cartons of Pall Malls and a dime bag" went ignored.

My cousin Dwayne had a thing he called "the marathon" when we were on tour in Tony! Toni! Toné!. It was a speedball, followed by a Solo cup of Courvoisier, then two laps around whatever venue we were at. We repeated until one of us threw up. Whoever puked first had to buy breakfast for Ed Lover.

When I was a young Saadiq, growing up in rural Oakland, CA, my mother always made us pecan pies. We weren't klansmen, that I'm aware of (being a successful black R&B singer and all), but we enjoyed it just the same.

Made this over the weekend. It was incredible. I got some sideways glances for the cream cheese, but I showed them.