Mabel!

This is my doggo. She’s good and cool

If the MLB created a rule where every player gets three free home runs over the course of their career, how would that affect rosters? Would teams with legitimate playoff hopes end up stacking your late-season rosters with old burnouts who didn’t use their allocation just to plop them on the bench and use them in…

We have an awesome butcher nearby who sells some quality beef, including tongues. You’ve been talking about it for some time now, so I’d really love to see beef tongue.

Holy shit

Ashley - how are you settling in?

Weird, I woke up at 2:30 central by accident, went through the Apple Store app and had zero problems getting a Verizon iPhone with a 9/16 delivery date.

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box?

Thank god Peter Thiel freed you to fulfill your destiny

Well, it also fucking owns because it samples awesome source material (which also had horns, albeit in a different part of the song).

Well, it’s definitely not an immeasurable amount of weight since you’d be able to, you know, measure it.

You caught me. I am JFK. Tired of this charade.

I’m about 95% sure that they made us watch this each summer when I was a camp counselor for the Boy Scouts.

Hoo boy, haven’t seen that Japan thing before. Luckily it’s wildly false. TAKE IT AWAY, SNOPES.

Service animals serve a lot of different purposes, including warning when a seizure or diabetic episode is about to occur. Not all service animals should be kept in cargo.

I work remotely in Saint Louis for a company based in California. Due to an oversight my city taxes weren’t being withheld by the company, and my CPA missed that during tax preparation. For three years.

If Foodspin was any indication, he’ll write enough to get you interested and then abandon the concept forever.

America’s gone soft with this “everyone gets a classroom’s worth of greeting cards when they miss a game-winning kick” mentality.

Which is why they specifically said, “P.S. I’m not speaking directly at Battlestar Galatica [sic]. I understand why the humans would not want to have AI fighters. I’m talking about space sci-fi in general.”

Which of my songs is your favorite?