What is it called again? Beer pong? Alright cool. 70 large straight up best out of 3?

Few things in life can beat a hearty beef stew sandwich, open-faced style.

Coach: Looks like we're missing some players this week. What happened?

"I'm here for the Gyro Ball."
-John Kruk, dressed in a tuxedo

For your handy reference, a diagram of the planet Earth lightly modified for accuracy.

Pecans themselves are garbage. Pecan pie looks like a pie crust full of cockroaches and tastes like donkey vomit. Only Klansmen enjoy it.