That's old news, I already have C-SPAN.

This shit's 1000% hot and I'm only 2 songs in, everyone should be listening to it right now.

Listen to Holy Ghost once.

It's part of a movement called craigslist prostitute chic.

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I don't have anything sardonic to say about this and it makes me feel confused and a little hurt

They should have known that 16 years ago when everyone was buying Tanqueray's limited edition Qui-Gon Gin.

*young man yells, shakes selfie stick at cloud*

God I hope so

"Hilarious"

So long as Andy Richter goes along with him again I'll be satisfied.

You lost me at the vape rig.

I hope the universe punishes you for that.

#pointsme 💯

Dropped acid and enjoyed the weather on Friday, then got drunk and watched some of season 7 of Buffy.

A movie about an inexplicable ice hurricane bulldozing over Disney theme parks? I'd see it.

Boy people sure do like those memes, huh?

Liquor in the front, Polk her in the rear.

"Sex With Presidents: Ulysses S. Grant (A Tale Of Whiskey Dick And Reconstruction)"

Funny, because I feel like abortion is going to be the word I use to describe the one they're currently making, too.