"I just think it's more creative to come up with unique material"

Bah, between that and the black licorice cigarettes he surely smokes with his dark roast coffee and croissants he'll be fine.

Well great, now we're gonna have to rename our version of the show Freedom House Of Cards.

Girls in comic books? Ewwww!

"Based on a true story!"

There's nothing masterful about tweets. As Hobbes said, "…and the tweet of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short."

American Horror Story: DMV

If this season doesn't turn into a televised version of Four Rooms I'm sending Ryan Murphy a strongly worded letter.

Diabetes can't melt steel beams!

Unless it includes paleolithic whiskey and artisinal pretzels or some shit I don't know where he's going with this.

I guess I'm worried about distorted facts and capitalism getting in the way of the truth.

DON'T
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Does this mean she's taking a break from talking for a month? That might do the world some good.

The idea of two Emmitt Till movies competing doesn't sit well with me.

I misread the headline at first and thought that Ru Paul had finally transcended into a dragon form.

…you mean standing upright with your back relatively straight?

That just might work, considering how many teenagers seem to have a mortal fear of books and pieces of writing longer than three paragraphs.

Ah, I didn't notice that. I meant ultimate and typed that I guess?

You're making me drink, internet.

Fashion underworld? Do they bet on chinchilla fights or something?