When does Disney give Marvel its own network?

"1 Dirty Little Secret To Get A $5,730 Grant For College"

Is the cat high up in a tree? Method Man knows all about getting high with trees.

Yeah, that definitely made it tolerable for me when my younger sister would watch it nonstop as a child.

I'll fully admit to never watching The Wire (too young at the time, no DVD sets around me later like for Homicide) but didn't the actor who played Luther Mahoney on Homicide play a coroner or something on The Wire?

He starved to death following him up a flight of stairs.

Here we regulate our weight by eating those things on even numbered days and gaining all our calories from brandy-based cocktails on odd ones.

I'm convinced this column exists to act as a focal point for complaining by AV Club commenters.

That's what I meant, being as the Packers are my local team. I wasn't referring to you with the last comment, I just know about 6 or 7 people who never shut the fuck up about it here.

Maybe it's just the local bandwagon ones, then.

Patriots fans get salty when you bring up the Packers.

Two sketches about sketching?

Is it because it's a just a word salad of vaguely dystopian sounding terms centered around chanting the word radioactive for no reason?

But how can he be a gym teacher and mock jocks at the same time? They're going to give him a stroke.

I can't deal with a pun thread this early in the day, I'm too groggy.

Fucking nerds

It's also the land where progressives and socialists basically ran the state for the first half of the twentieth century and did a beautiful job, but people like to ignore that nowadays.

Me imagining and misinterpeting things you said while I'm commenting on too many threads at once, probably, disregard the things I said if that's true.

So shocking/attempts to be shocking can't be funny? If the execution was flawed I have no problem with that sort of judgement, but the idea that shock humor itself is inherently bad is flawed.

I can't decide if I want to compare her character on Girls to the average Vice contributor or the average Jezebel writer.