I don't know how you could possibly forget the lyrics to a song that features the line "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower/So I could fuck the world for 72 hours"

In a world where Movie 43 exists, anything is possible.

Except when he was Agent Hitler, Zombie Hitler, and Boss Hitler.

I forgot that people write books to be put on a shelf and never read.

As my economics teacher said about right wing voters in Wisconsin, they'd all vote for Hitler so long as he had an R in front of his name on the ballot.

I think Danger 5 had the penultimate wacky Hitler, anything else beyond that is going to be subpar.

The best utilization of Chris D'Elia's comedic talents is suicide prevention, because no matter how shit your life is at least your jokes will never fall that flat.

But he's Justin Bieber's favorite comic!

I don't know the particulars (not being a member of Gwar), but the article linked to did dispute her claims about the lack of communication/respect in a way the AV Club article didn't.

I used to have it prescribed to me, which eventually led to extracurricular outings with it.

Have you ever taken Adderall?

Well yeah, you get an achievement for riffing about cheap Chinese buffets.

Exactly. Even outside of the context of a band on tour, you wouldn't just sit back and let one of your friends start being a dick and destroying things if you were hanging out and drinking together, you'd tell him to cut the shit.

I dunno, I feel like if you can't handle your liquor as well and it affects performance then they have every right to ask their bandmate to slow it down, especially given the Gwar death toll.

It doesn't take rocket appliances to realize they're not Lucy and Ricky, dummy.

But school books do gloss over the more unsavory bits of American history, and there's still a lot of people who act like it's okay.

I'm mad at Undateable for making Ron Funches say terrible, unfunny things on a regular basis.

I thought that was really weird, since it's basically the same character as Malory Archer just in a different setting.

Fair enough, it's easy enough to flush shit like that out with even a few weeks notice.

Right, that's worse than doing things that actually affect the game (however benign this specific instance might be)