I was more referring to the bullshit double standards in the NFL in general with this as an example

He should have saved the name Irrational Man for when he comes out with a collection of all his movies and needs a title for it.

My big issue is that he's gonna get off with a slap on the wrist (if that) for literally cheating at the game when Josh Gordon got a full year's suspension for smoking pot.

I wish they'd stop with the pretense and just have someone follow Kevin James playing the tuba in all his movies from now on.

You sound like a pleasant person.

Fans ruin TV shows these days almost as much as creators.

Does it really matter what it smells like if he's already smashed your nose with a champagne bottle?

That would really Rock my socks off.

Did the TV series do something problematic to offend his fans on Tumblr? That seems like something he'd leave a series for.

He was the 7-Up guy before they ruined 7-Up, Sierra Mist, and Sprite with their "all-natural" flavor bullshit

I call it breakfast.

In an ideal world? An Indiana Jones/Snakes On A Plane crossover film.

A joint decision would have to be made by members of the studio.

Sure, if you want the rich, white neighborhoods to turn into the killing fields of Baltimore once the cops show up.

Is the kid in you the force?

The fact that Jake Lloyd hasn't killed himself or anyone else yet is nothing short of a miracle.

Beer pong is fun and deserves to be recognized as an olympic sport.

I tried doing that on acid once, but I got too distracted by other things 45 minutes into the Fellowship of the Ring to actually sit down and watch one of them, let alone all of them.

I don't know if this has been said below, but there's definitely problems with Batman's extrajudicial ass kickings, especially taking into account that he's literally a billionaire who goes slumming so he can go beat up petty criminals before the police get to them.

Why don't they do an American Horror Story season set in Wisconsin? We have plenty of real life fucked up people in our state's history to center a season around.