USA needs to be stopped

I'm glad I live in Milwaukee, where at least we have our own dedicated festival grounds for Summerfest on the lakefront (even if it is the most normcore of music festivals).

Agreed, I don't know how much I can condemn people for burning cop cars when there's no legal recourse to use against the cops that are regularly abusing people.

You can't be serious.

…her?

Ssssshhhh… I'm unemployed.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but everything I've seen so far about the Apple Watch is leading me to believe I'd be better off taping my 8 year old flip phone tp my wrist.

I'm not, actually. If I was though you'd have a valid point.

Joke's on them, I can handle my liquor!

I'll try reminding employers from now on to ignore the haters if I fuck up at work.

Eh, I don't know how defensible getting drunk and not actually performing is when people paid that much money for his performance. Especially when his rep basically said "Oh well you're shit out of luck, but at least the people at the next show got a better performance than you would have to begin with!"

Every single show on the CW at the moment.

To be fair you deserve to be pistol whipped if you're one of those people who overuse the word shenanigans.

I suppose he's just going to spend the movie in a Hot Topic calling people posers, then?

Is it better to have people over to smoke pot and watch Troma movies? I'm asking for a friend.

He sounds like a better candidate than everyone else running right now. I might have a new write-in for 2016!

Is not doge, is secret police

I can't wait for the inevitable Shit Anna Kendrick Says show on CBS.

You'll be sorry when your local Anna Kendrick-hating conductor sees this and all the trains are late from now on.

Would they get it over with and fuck already?