Do they come with a TV antenna in the back?

The porn industry needs to jump on this concept, "erector sets" deserve the film treatment just as much as any other toy…

If we're going by a loose definition of kid, that's how most MILF porn goes already.

Yeah, but 31 is an appropriate age to start fucking people with children.

It wasn't a huge thing, but went to show how many grains of salt you need to take with music reviewS. They gave a shitty rating and review for one of Meyhem Lauren's mixtapes (Mandatory Brunch Meetings), and he snapped back with a track called The Laurenovich Angle about it picking apart the dumber, not terribly well…

Pitchfork lost any semblance of street cred they had with the Meyhem Lauren debacle.

"They say success is the best revenge, so I beat Deshay up with the stack of magazines I'm in"

I don't know what kind of deeper content you expected from a 24 year old with his own live-action sketch show on Adult Swim.

God is dead

I hear the LAPD has been lobbying to get AT-STs for years now.

So what, are Mark Wahlberg's next twenty movies going to dramatized versions of I Love the 2010s?

Why don't any of the forty ounces I buy come with trimmings?

Something something skin-tight suit pun

I just woke up and poured rye whiskey into a half a cup of flat Pepsi. Am I doing it right?

It sounds more like Huckabee's talking about the Confederate States of America, not the United States.

I feel like our congressmen would all have better dispositions if the government was regularly hotboxed.

Summerfest in Milwaukee > shitty sweaty muddy festivals elsewhere

I thought you were dead, Paul Walker!

That movie will forever be "that one time Xzibit was in an X-Files feature" to me.

That made it worse imo.