Old VW = marijuana cigarettes

Hyundai/Kia: Placebo.

What would other car companies be if they were drugs?

Didn’t have a long enough road.

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That’s sexist, and you know how broads hate that.

You’re not my real dad!!

Those would be pretty awesome names! I love parents that name their kids after things they can’t afford. Met a guy named Rent the other day! ...Or maybe he said Brent.

I agree - HA on the name “Camry dent”. Why let one model steal all the thunder (of midnight boots kicking in a bumper corner and blaming it on bad driving). No brand in the Toyota universe is immune as evidenced by my discovery this very AM.

This is good #Torchlopnik.

But if I’m not pretending it’s a race car where’s the fun?

Best to ignore, my friend.

I hate election years. You crazies have to make a statement with every sentence.

Actually, Obama still runs the nation, so...

I put a bowl of human blood in a pit in the middle of my sheep pastures. I’ve caught 6 Mustangs already this month. I have an endless supply of parts, and all the asshole revving emanating from the pit keeps predators at bay.

I’m officially calling bullshit on this video. We’ve all been pranked. Let me show you by who (he’s in the video):

because a plate of spaghetti isn’t being investigated for sexual assault by the police.

Graverobber for Top Gear Host

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?