I don't doubt that one bit. But I get a kick at laughing at these ostentatious cars and their pedestrian drawbacks.

Such is life.

Thank you. I just posted to the "Help Wanted" section on Craigslist, as well as writing to my Congressman concerning this issue. But I'm concerned my plebeian help may judge me for consuming my medicinal grade marijuana on the road, and with the money involved here that's really too much hassle. Anyway, I'll report…

The gaudy red coloring on the seat belt receptacle appears to be a Health and Safety mandated compromise. I wonder if there is any way around this.

Jason Torchinsky hilariously ripped CNN limb from limb with this one, and I loved every word (and image) of it.

Dear Mr. Raphmoe,

2012 Fisker Karma, $65,888

If you can't scan it, I say it's old school.

• 6.0L DOHC 48-valve EFI twin-turbocharged W12 engine

Poor DeLorean. Forever a time machine.

I'm truly sorry about all this.

From behind the wheel, this Daewoo has a face that can't be unseen.

Illuminated door sills.

Go on...

This sounds familiar.

Obligatory.

MMW B3