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Here's a 22-year-old car most people have forgotten:

So there's no car with 188hp that does 0 - 60 in under 5 seconds?

To me, this car looks a lot different in person. The pictures do not do it justice. I had the pleasure of examining a black 2010 Gallardo Spyder up close, and it looks so different in 3D - I actually wasn't sure what it was until I got up close. Looking at the side profile from a distance I thought, "what is that

What's your point?

PARKING IN REAR

Orlove, you're the man!

I think every article written about Chris Brown should include this picture.

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FP comment test. Nothing to see here, carry on.

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Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!

Good eye!

Mexican doorbell.

Something An Asshole Buys

"I think we should only get three honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and nothing happens. You're like, 'Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!'"

"I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake; it's an emergency "make the car smell funny"

Handlebar mustache.