What’s the big deal? Everyone knows nude pictures of Trump have been around for years:

This feels like history is being made right now. 

Holy shit. They knew better than to erase and destroy the call and transcript, but they thought they could store it on a national security database to keep it secret. Or something. Jesus. Giuliani is fucked. Also, MULTIPLE officials were concerned. Multiple.

How could you regret this?! Our dog Targa

Fuck that, make him whine his ass off about it for the rest of eternity.

The Obama peace prize was dumb, though he at least tried to live up to the ideals. He fell short, in some cases by a huge amount (Yemen for example). But even if that was a mistake he’s still miles ahead of Trump, who can’t even pay lip service to the ideals behind the prize.

Ah the Nobel BS Prize. Maybe we just heard him wrong? 

 You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

Tie the cap on political spending to the minimum wage. May only be “minimum wage x 100" or whatever. ::devil horns emoji::

I could skip ESPN! 

“That would be in the butt, Bob.”

“I’m not a conspiracy theorist but”... yeah, I actually agree with you on this. My bet is trade talks with China aren’t going as well as Cheetolini wants.

Donald Trump basing his love for his daughters on their weight and physical attractiveness is pretty much the most Donald Trump thing ever. 

i want to know what the gossip was that she “leaked”.

Yes, and you’re wasting your life on the internet whoring for them.

Indeed, they are everywhere:

Whatever about personality, she has a face that’s made for radio!

Let’s be honest here, Sarah ain’t exactly the “running” type, if you know what I mean.

I was today years old when I learned O’s were I’s. Don’t tell city council but their city’s name has a racial epithet no one noticed before.

They will have blown all what they can do before the recession so they won’t be able to do shit.