“You don’t have to be a man to fight for freedom. All you have to do is wear an American flag pin on your lapel”

I think that’s true, but I also think Trump is genuinely frustrated at the fact that he can’t just do whatever he wants and Mulvaney happens to be the nearest figure he can lash out at for it.

You’re overthinking it. Trump is a bully. Mulvaney is kind of a dweeb. It’s just Trump’s natural instinct to loathe and pick on such an obsequious figure.

What the fuck did any of us ever do to you to deserve having that image seared into our brains?

Somebody better have yard signs that read:

IMHO, the coughing was an excuse to get out of a tough question.

No Fontina, Pecorino, cream, Limburger, Munster, butterkase, or Havarti?

That sucks. I’m lucky to have a few surprisingly good independent pizza places, even some local chains. I will say, though, I’m definitely not above ordering from Little Caesars using their app to get a cheap pizza without having to talk to anyone when I just want to eat and not give a shit (or any of the other…

Paying for anything bad is paying for something overpriced.

What kind of shithole do you live in where you can’t get a decent pizza? I can think of four local places off the top of my head with absolutely excellent pizza in my moderately sized city.

Your comment should be the subject of the post to counterpoint this post and many “lifehacks” of recent posting.  Also your screen name was the smile of my day.

I just did the same thing, with my mom moving from a 3 story house into a 2BR apartment. She insisted on keeping every single one of those things. This was three months ago, they are still sitting in the same box we moved them in, untouched.

How do you know what Russian hooker piss tastes like, Mr. President?

A nation of fools and cowards, we are. Onions rock.

America is wrong. Onions are good. 

Whether going out for a meal or using it as a sex toy, this coin purse is only big enough for "just the tip."

She was the MOST qualified of anyone Trump has nominated.  Let that sink in for a minute.

McConnell is the most vile person in politics today. And I say that in full knowledge of the entire Trump administration. If it weren’t for McConnell, there wouldn’t be a Trump administration.  He’s a complete bastard.

[He means white.]

See these? This is what I do - get yourself a kitchen funnel, and a bottle with a speed pourer on top (you can find them at pretty much any department store). Transfer your oils to one of them - the one on the left is olive, the center is vegetable oil, and the right is...well, empty right now. Anyway, the speed…