Hey Paul Elio... a watershed moment would be when you actually sell a fucking car. Jesus christ Faraday Future is going to get a car on the road first.

He stole with permission (theft by deception).

That Pacer is the perfect embodiment about why this story makes me mad. Taken in as a mint car. Rolling out as a rusted piece of crap. Repeat x however many cars he had.

Bumper, bumper, hmmm, bumper. I’m trying to recall what that is. I don’t think I have seen one on a car in a long time.

“Car repossessions are major bummers, and they happen all too often in a climate where auto dealerships prey on the financially vulnerable.”

File footage of the event:

I keep saying this, Alan Mulally. This guy could turn Tesla around.

“It was a simpler time. “..........No, actually it wasn’t, but it’s cute that you think it was. Vietnam, it’s fall, Watergate, gas shortages, and constant global terrorism are just some of the things we were confronted with daily. Sound familiar?   The difference is it was okay for cars to be PART of our lives, which…

“Enthusiasts”, I prefer to call them “douchebags”.

After that pre-sex greeting video, I think we can all agree that Dennis is the most casually terrifying psychopath on TV right now... or ever.

To be fair, Nascar emails are a bitch to read.

So it’s safe to say that we’ve got it good in the U.S., because we don’t have to deal with these admittedly totally logical, but supremely lame rules on truck lift kits.

I have no problem with the idea of it, but the execution leaves something to be desired. The plastic bumper bits would never rust at all, so some other weathering should be applied there.

I think it looks ok for what it is. The only thing that bothers me is the little details such as plastic parts showing rust on them. If they would have had patina on the plastic parts and rust on the metal parts I would appreciate it a bit more. I would not do it on my own car but if they like it, I love it. 

Making the plastic parts look like they rusted is unforgivable.

would you look at that patina on that plastic bumper?

I know it’s cliche, but I really, really, really wish this came as a coupe as well. Such a shame.

THE STRAIN THE STRIGOI OMGGGG

I believe it’s Vampires actually 

I’d also like to add to the conversation the stupidest traffic jam, which by no means is a rare occurrence in the Midwest: