I was going to say the same. As I've gotten older, I have become extremely wary of eating 1.) Anything that has been sitting out any extended period of time. 2.) Anything any other people have been exposed to, especially multiple people, uncovered food that people can breathe and cough over, etc., food tongs people…

I’m still flabbergasted as to why places like Ryan’s Steakhouse, or Ponderosa Steakhouse, Western Sizzlin’, Golden Corral, etc. still exist, beyond simply trying to satiate fat people with completely shitty food.

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

Wow, typical Corvette owner history. Buyer 1 - barely drives it because, to him, owning a Corvette is better than driving one. Buyer 2 - Drives it all the time because its the only car he has. Buyer 3 - Buys it to mod it and drive the crap out of the car.

I also think people are weird about historic stuff... in that many people don’t care enough about it. You can’t buy 100 years of history for a thing or a place, you just have to wait for 100 years worth of things to happen to it, which I think makes it invaluable. Not to mention the ridiculous waste of scraping a…

“That’s their generic excuse,” he said. “I could literally care less.”

“The bicycles were intended to introduce young riders to the Harley-Davidson brand and were styled to look like the company’s motorcycles.“

This is what I thought of when I read Corsair.

Quality is job whatever, the dealer can fix it if our blaming the customer doesn’t work.

Does it come with a Red Bull hat?

If I beat it in a video game will it call me a homophobic slur and claim HACKS!?

I think what Mike Reiss meant to say about Archer was, “It’s terrifying to me that a single man can craft better dialogue and plot development than an entire room full of our own writers.” Or something to that effect.

“That’s why you leave the trailer hitch in,”

A Mazda with corrosion issues?

Maine? These Stephen King stories are starting to write themselves.

Having to scan 10 identical yogurts or cans of cat food one at a time, putting each one down before scanning the next, is incredibly fucking annoying.

Let’s set a few more ground rules while we’re at it.

VF not securing a deal with Jeep to do a Wrangler edition Wrangler is a massively missed opportunity.

No, the goal of Tesla is to make money. That’s what the shareholders believe anyway. That’s why the shares are the price they are.

if only Parks and Rec were still on so he could have a forum at a Pawnee city council meeting to tell everyone