Im calling the police, they're too close together. 

Think of the children!

Time to copy/paste standard comment for every online article tangentially related to COVID-19:

American Motors was a pretty mainstream company in its heyday. Under George Romney, Rambler overtook Plymouth to become the #3 selling brand in the US in the early ‘60s, right behind Ford and Chevrolet (#3 is the position Chevy themselves hold today). Of course, that’s the most successful they ever got, but they were…

Yeah, someone just customized the front end. We don’t see any proof there’s a front engine, that radiator could just be part of the fiberglass molding, painted black. The car was probably in an accident, someone fabbed up a new fiberglass nose, and did a really crummy red paint job to make it all match. All of which…

The '00+ Northstars are better than the earlier ones, but I still wouldnt buy one

And an inflatable hemorrhoid cushion

The rare Fleetwood Limited (basically a slightly stretched DeVille) made an attempt 

Because people have no concept of budgeting and havent learned that a car should not be 100+% of their after tax annual income. And because they are deathly afraid of not projecting the right image (you can’t be seen driving a Corolla or Civic, if all your friends and co-workers have tricked out lifted pickups, you…

Well, obviously. 80% of all businesses have been either forced to close down entirely or severely curtail their activities, ca. 3 million people are already out of work, and about 44 million more are likely to join them. We will have an unemployment rate 1/3 higher than the peak of the Great Depression by summer, is…

So, like most video stores actually were for a period of time in 1997? Execpt without a few copies of The English Patient mixed in.

I worked part time for UPS in college - briefly loading trucks, and then as a driver helper during the Christmas rush, and I'm pretty sure I remember seeing signs like that posted around the offices. Maybe not on the door, but at least pinned to the wall next to it. Can't attest to everything else, but the no driver…

Don't worry, all this shitshow will still be happening when you get back

Why would they decommission all their old trucks before the new ones were delivered?

Give them a box of parts and tell them it was wrecked. That's exactly what some farmers did when private tractor ownership was banned under Communism, then coat it in Cosmoline and bury it.

This is true, their bikes are low tech and much of their r&d and tooling expenses were amortized long ago, and lots of people are willing to pay a premium for the brand. The margin per bike is very healthy, they just need more volume.

Where does the Great Space Coaster fit into all this?

I have cousins in Fairfax, the traffic alone would be reason enough for me to never, ever want to live there. They would move in a heartbeat if their work situations allowed.

Its the same in the US. People either treat them as 4-way stop signs, or close their eyes and floor it straight through. And drivers that do know how to use them stop anyway, because they’re afraid of getting hit by one of the other idiots.

I don't know, the Washington, D.C. area sets a pretty low bar. Especially northern Virginia.