That is something alright, I'll give it that. It is a solid object that occupies space. 

I was expecting them to require that chirping noise from indoor forklifts, or the key in ignition chime. Maybe those will be options.

No, but I sincerely regret not doing it one time. I was invited to an ex-boss’ going away party, and his boss, who is an a-hole and heavy drinker, got predictably wasted and drove himself home. It didn’t occur to me at the time, but I really should have called and gotten him pulled over.

I don't think it's anyone's preference, but I suppose it will do in a pinch.

Why wouldn’t you just stop and wait for assistance after you hit the car the first time, instead of going back and hitting it again? The guy was clearly stuck in the intersection and not going anywhere, its a big populated city with a crowd forming around the action and taking cell phone videos, people are going to…

It looks like most of the family videos my dad took with our first camcorder in the ‘80s. Never got the hang of the fact that the lens didn’t automatically point to wherever his eyes were looking. 

Designing cars is hard.

They should just cut the post-breakfast menu down to hamburger, cheeseburger, milkshakes, French fries, soda, milk, and juice. And nothing else. Drive thru wait times would approach 0. 

I know, right? If I’m getting drunk at a chain restaurant bar, its going to be the Cheesecake Factory.

The only times in the past 5-6 years when I’ve been to Applebee’s were when I had to get my company car regularly serviced at Pep Boys, and the local one shares a parking lot with Applebee’s, which effectively serves as their overflow waiting room. You can see the service bays through the window from the bar. 

Not sure about people, but there are videos of cats pooping in toilets with 10-20x CNN’s primetime viewership.

Too much of a germaphobe, there’s no sink to wash your hands afterward.

Not removed at all - my dad grew up in Philadelphia in the 1950s, and there were still some horsedrawn delivery wagons running up and down the alleys even then.

The Clarity also comes in conventional gasoline-electric hybrid and pure electric forms, most likely you're seeing those. I believe the hydrogen version is only sold in California. 

Hydrogen is lighter than helium though

The less criteria you put into an Autotrader search, the better your chance of finding what you want. Dealers constantly either leave certain details blank or put in totally inaccurate info.

This is true, and an important distinction. If you drive an older, clean, well maintained Lexus, old money won’t bat an eyelash at you, and might even complement you on your sensible choice (chances are, they have the same car). However, the showy nouveau riche types will absolutely know the exact age and current Blue…

Are they actual models, or mannequins borrowed from the GUM store?

So, he; was thinking about tha bean?

I remember that guy, didn't realize he shut down. That's a shame, he did have really nice inventory.